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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The Lenovo Technique

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The Lenovo Technique

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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • soupguy@lemmy.world
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    Just hold it in one position and wait for the orgasm to cross the screen.

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    https://xkcd.com/243/ Clit mouse FTW

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      TIL

      A pointing stick (or trackpoint, also referred to generically as a nub or nipple) is a small analog stick used as a pointing device typically mounted centrally in a computer keyboard.

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    I used to have a friend that did R&D at IBM back in the day. Apparently there was a double nubbin version that they considered at one point.

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      What would the second one control?

      • Jesus@lemmy.world
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        I never actually asked. We just made nipple jokes for 5 minutes.

        If I were to guess, it was either a left and right side thing for left and right handed people, or a dual stick for 3 axis control.

        • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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          I could actually see a second in be awesome for 3D modelling and CAD work

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          Lefty here, the position of the nipple between the GHB keys is pretty convenient to reach with the left hand as well. I do know they made some mice that had a nipple instead of a scroll wheel which would allow for two-axis scrolling, so perhaps you’d assign one for document scrolling and one for cursor control.

          • Jesus@lemmy.world
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            We we talking about the early physical prototypes they were making. And when you do that type of R&D, you try lots of weird stuff. You don’t know if it feels good until you try it.

            Could’ve been for handedness, then when they played with the prototypes, they realized the middle was the best solution.

            Or maybe it felt great, and the nipple jokes were too much.

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        Her prostate?

  • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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    I came so hard when you firmly pressed my clit on one side for a little while

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    Lenovo?! This was IBM, son!

    Also get off my lawn

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    Sir, if you keep licking the pointing sticks on our laptops we will have to ask you to leave the store

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    Yup, we call this the “clito” in France, since the 90s for sure

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    Me, gay, cave johnson voice: “what am I supposed to do with these?!”

    (and no, suprisingly most guys I’ve been with have at best 0 interest in nipple play 😔)

    • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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      Too ticklish and makes me squirm. Can’t even milk them for sustenance.

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        Something a little bit of rope can fix in a jiffy :p

      • erp@lemmy.world
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        That is because they are milked for the antidote

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      I hate nipple play when sober. Bring on the alcohol and apparently I really get into it

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        scribbles notes

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    Everybody loves Nubert.

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    Heh, the clitmouse

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    They were great back in the day when trackpads were shite and the option was a tiny trackball on your laptop.

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    Used to play starcraft with the nib 😏

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      deleted by creator

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    Honey, where’s your F2 button? I gotta get to the bios to start installing Linux. You’ll really enjoy it!

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    I practice my whole life for this.

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    NIPPLE

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