• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I can’t tell you how much I fucking love being told I killed Jesus. Yes. Me. Personally. I did it because I’m a Jew.

    And this wasn’t a one-time occurrence by any means. But at least most of them say “your people” rather than blame me.

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      9 months ago

      Who told those guys about the Jewish Time Travel gene?! It’s a right of passage for us to go kill Jesus during our bar/bat mitzvah, but no one is supposed to know.

      I don’t know why anyone is surprised when these people spout their discriminatory bullshit. This is the party of Jewish space lasers. It’s infuriating and enlightening that they keep getting elected.

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      9 months ago

      You should start responding with “You’re welcome”. Because if Jesus hadn’t died for their sins, they wouldn’t be Christian.

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      9 months ago

      People have no grasp on the concept of bloodline and ancestry to begin with. That immigrant 7 generations ago who came to America? Yeah your blood is practically not related at this point.

      On the other hand, why’d you do it man? He seemed like a cool guy /s

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      9 months ago

      Yeah… Don’t forget about the secret world-controlling-club you’re a very active member of… Damn you!

      /s <- in case someone doesn’t understand sarcasm without explicit pointers