I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I’m not a failure.
I’d say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
Nobody knows my name, only my memes
I’m pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you’ve never heard of it? I’m not surprised.
Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those “broke my arms”, “swamps of dagobah” or “cockroache imaginary girlfriend” stories.
C’mon guys tell us where you cum
Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
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