If by some foul twist of fate I ever find myself in Mississippi, and by some cruel trick of the Gods I have to use a bathroom in mississippi, and someone while I’m peeing decides to look and check to make sure I have a penis my first instinct would be to shoot that person.
If by some foul twist of fate I ever find myself in Mississippi, and by some cruel trick of the Gods I have to use a bathroom in mississippi, and someone while I’m peeing decides to look and check to make sure I have a penis my first instinct would be to shoot that person.
“Sorry your honor. I assume the deceased was gay and I panicked”
You can have my gun.
And my axe
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