Stands there.
Looks around.
Picks nose.
Stands there.
Wiggles a bit.
Stands there.
Picks absently at a fingernail.
Stands there.
Chokes on air for a minute.
I do have one, I kinda sway/swing my hips/upperbody like this
Methodically cracking all of my knuckles.
Bong rip
Doom scrolling on my phone.
Sitting at my desk, thinking about how nice it must be outside.
Bored toddler.
Slouched forward shoulders, weight on my heels, head back with a pained expression and small crying sounds.
Ass wriggling on a chair: it is hard for me to keep one position
Like Trolls in World of Warcraft.
Confused Travolta constantly
Sitting down and bouncing my leg.
Sitting low on a couch, legs crossed on a stool, bouncing the top foot.
Holding my left elbow with my right hand. Idk why, but I always do this gesture. People keep thinking I’m some sort of shy, femboyish think, which, in a transphobic environment does lead to some weird looks.
It looks especially funny with a bright purple bucket hat, dark green oversized sweater (for Brits: jumper), black fanny pack, black leggins, and New Balance shoes. Hmm… maybe I should start wearing this in real life.
I like how you translated sweater, but not fanny pack.
You might want to look up what “fanny” means in British English! Lol
I intentionally didn’t do it to avoid potentially witnessing any swear words.
Apologies to all the Brits who came across my comment.
I fantasise mine is probably like Trevor in GTA. You never know what you’re going to get, or where, but it’s going to be fun.
Flipping balisong or something
