Rice is good when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
RIP Mitch
It’s been nearly 20 years, makes me sad to think of all the jokes he would’ve told in that time
he says the vegan food he’s served is inedible
So he rips off the rich and now he wants to harass vegans too?
Does he think the non-vegan food is actually better? He’s not going to get Michelin star meals, he’s going to get the bare minimum necessary. It’s jail.
Yeah, I’d expect it to be largely unseasoned beans and rice, or lentils. Basically whatever is nutritionally complete (except enough calories, those cost extra), dirt cheap, and fulfills dietary restrictions.
Now if he wants to campaign for better prison food, I totally support that and he should join IWOC (Incarcerated Workers Organizing Committee, it works with the IWW) to fight for it. He’s gonna be in there a long time and he does have power and voice that many in there don’t. If he uses it for all prisoners then good on him, if he only uses it for himself then he can go fuck himself.
Prison: 1/10
Prison with rice: 2/10
Am I the only one amused that his name is bankman?
Fun fact, he was born as Sam Cryptoman-Fried but he changed his name to get more mainstream acceptance
The punchline is “to sound less Jewish.” (I realize that’s usually an Ellis Island joke)
Fried rice?
Uhhh he can probably prostitute himself for something else to trade.
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