Reminds me of the first time a friend of mine and his dad went to London. They were both more or less fluent, though his dad less so:
My friend’s dad, trying to order an extra rare steak: “A bloody steak, please”
Waiter, without missing a beat: “Certainly, sir. Would you like some fucking potatoes with that?”
Did ye aye
Made my day
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lol it’s a funny tweet. I don’t use twitter, but find joy in the cleverness and humor that people there spit out.
Would never use the app myself though. Screenshots on lemmy are as close to the rim of the volcano I’ll go.
… $100 says they’re happier than you.
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Stay happy my dude
My first WTF moment with British English was walking into a restaurant & the hostess asked: “are you alright?”. “Do I have a bloody nose?” I quaked. Turns out it was just how folks say “what’s up?” as a hello there.
to which she responded, “Yes of course you have a nose, but why are you cursing about it?”
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you’re bad at trolling
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okay, but that made me laugh
ChatGPT looking ass
…so they remembered a Twitter post in their dream, and posted that as if it was their joke?
Source: It was revealed to me in a dream
This person makes dreams into reality.
Legend
bloody twat
Major Kovalyov: “Am I a joke to you?”
Cooper Howard has entered the chat
