Penguins: can fly underwater

Ostriches: can run 45mph

Kiwis: orb

Evolution is not ‘survival of the fittest’ but rather ‘survival of the good-enough’.

Yes, but

What a bummer. They should at least get hands if they can’t fly.

Most flightless birds compensate by being badass at fighting on ground level. If you’ve ever seen a rooster fuck up a jackdaw you’ll know what I mean.

Kiwi were perfectly adapted to their environment. If it weren’t for rats, stoats, possums, cats, dogs and humans cutting down their habitat, they’d be thriving. TLDR; humans suck