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It’s a common knowledge, you need to apply more stickers to keep the little people happy
That’s what you get when you open windows.
you promise them catgirls and big tiddy goth girls to lure them in, then you keep them in with Simpsons reruns
Buy them a cute little penguin that they must take care of.
You’ll need an 8/16" wrench and a screwdriver. Make ABSOLUTELY SURE to use a LEFT HANDED SCREWDRIVER!!! Otherwise you risk reversing the polarity and then you’ll have a real mess on your hands!
They’ve gone out to forage for dorito and cheeto dust. Sprinkle some in the computer and they’ll return! You have to keep them properly fed or they’ll leave! Don’t forget to leave a cap of Baja Blast in there every other week too!
Yo how do I sign up to be a little person in the computer?
Just grab some cheese and place it on the floor of your computer case.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
God I love Lemmy for shit like this. Its honestly reminiscent of the old internet with how off the cuff but not brainrot things can be
