Also, take it from a squid- clams don’t meditate. They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
People are like piranahs on Lemmy when it comes to anything ad-adjacent lol. It’s good to be vigilant, but damn, not EVERYTHING is something, lol. Honestly, getting all riled up over an ad someone saw in a subway and was amused by is pretty shellfish of them…
and who’s to say this is actual data, and not just some intern spitting out some idea
Sirs can I please have your attention!
These days we’re outraged almost exclusively by AI. Please proceed to re write your comments, assuming the image was made entirely by a computer and OP is a bot.
“immortalized” is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long
I would not care and I tell you why, I did not understood why the same thing was written twice I had to read the title again in order to pay more attention and realize what the problem was !!!
You might be dyslexic!
Also that playlist might be yours.
They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
OP is saltier than the clams.
Dude, have you ever talked to a clam?
Yes, i am a cunning linguist.
The mollusc type of clam, not the lady front bottom type of clam!
I am not into beastiality, sir.
The world needs more clam meditation.
What if it’s not typo, but actual playlist for meditating clam?
In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.
Now we are talking about their ad.
Clam down there brother
isn’t that a picture of a scallop?
Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.
Long as its not linked to an individual, no big thing
What I see here is an intentional play on words and guess what? There literally is one Clam Meditation playlist.
I know the internet has dumbed down our humour senses with videos, but how does anyone look at this and not see it as an obvious and intentional dad joke?
I don’t get it
Are you implying that Spotify used user data to generate these advertisements, rather than just paying the marketing firm that definitely came up with this idea?
Also, way to add an extra layer to the promotion.
Do you think Spotify is paying me or something? For fuck’s sake. I thought it was funny. If you don’t like it, move on.
Imagine posting free advertisements for $$$$$p000pify on lemmy
Oh yeah, that’s totally what I’m doing by literally pointing out that they’re watching their users in my headline.
I know “they’re spying on you” always entices me to subscribe to a service.
Here’s what I got when I mentioned a popular 24hr American diner chain a month back:
Pretty great. It made me rethink the post actually. Probably 1% of my comments/posts are indistinguishable from advertisements… sometimes I’ll end up self censoring.
For example, did you notice I didn’t mention the diner was Denny’s, who for a limited time is INTRODUCING: THE BERRY WAFFLE SLAM® (Breakfast in a Liège of its own)?
I didn’t know you could mention Denny’s without a story about someone winding up in a fistfight in the parking lot.
We don’t have one where I live, and the rumor mill about why the last one closed was that it was the result of a knife fight one early early morning between a couple of prostitutes who got blood everywhere and the owner decided “fuck it, not worth keeping open.”
I believe it.
Went to one that had 60” flatscreens throughout the diner, all streaming the CCTV feed.
Assumed at 3am it’s easiest to get across potential consequences of actions to rowdy drunks by pointing at a screen that actually shows the misbehavior live.
Ah yes poop, haha you got em
Agreed, I hate this
