“The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating.”
Elon fans
why they don’t do elephant rides at the zoo anymore
The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)
Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo
Pov: $20
Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural
For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*
Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.
And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).
Lastly, don’t mind a little moss on the bark, it’s a style choice, but it’s customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea).
If you’ve got wood, you’ve got something to drink.
Artist’s impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.
Bear Grylls drinking the contents of a camel’s stomach in a (produced for TV) bid to survive in the desert, shortly before spending the night in the animal’s carcass
Me on a saturday night
Morning wood.
After pruning make sure to not let any of natures free refreshments go to waste
There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.
