• TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
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      The problem. The problem is there aren’t enough restrooms in the courthouse to accommodate that number of witnesses. The cost of sewage maintenance alone necessitates a delay for the trial.

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        Even worse, the witness stand can’t accommodate 150 witnesses at the same time!

        /s

        My goodness, does the amount of dumb things you say have no limit? 

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          If there is a limit, I haven’t found it yet. A judge ruled today that Cheesebro and Powell will be tried together. Explain that. Can the witness stand hold 2 chairs?