If you wanted The Police to find you you’d write Sting sucks instead.

You’re implying the police would give enough of a fuck to do their job in the first place. I called because I saw my car was smashed into while walking my dog and the burglars were literally still there. Suspects ran when I saw them hitting another car. Cops were like ‘oh there’s not a present danger and since nobody was assaulted just file a police report’. Report was closed a day later.

What should I expect honestly. There was deadass a house here getting shot up every few months and not a damn thing happened. But it’s okay they only have the largest budget line item in the city by far and whine about it not being enough so the struggle must be real.

You are assuming you could explain your way out of the situation before your throat was ripped clean out of your neck. Good luck with that. I’ll take Mt chances With the kidnappers thank you very much.

Who do you think kidnapped me in the first place?!

And then Taylor’s plane can come to your rescue

Bro took the kpop meme and didn’t even change the pic to taylor swift

Hardly believe they have any hacking skills.