NIB@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoChechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slowedition.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1622arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1610arrow-down1external-linkChechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slowedition.cnn.comNIB@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square72fedilinkfile-text
Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.
minus-squaregivesomefucks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up265arrow-down4·8 months agoMusic too fast? Straight to jail. Music too slow? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75arrow-down1·8 months agoJust a little bit too perfect? Burned for witchcraft
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·8 months agoSounds like a healthy form of governance. People can’t be trusted to manage tempo on their own. They should do this for heart rates as well.
Music too fast? Straight to jail.
Music too slow? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Just a little bit too perfect? Burned for witchcraft
Sounds like a healthy form of governance. People can’t be trusted to manage tempo on their own. They should do this for heart rates as well.
We have the technology