• Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    One opening line that’s always stuck with me is:

    “The doctor said I was a paranoid schizophrenic. Well, he didn’t actually say it, but we knew he was thinking it.”

  • fizix@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I don’t know. I like Griffith’s Quantum Mechanics which opens saying if you think you’re starting to understand this stuff, you really haven’t.

  • umbrella@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    id want to kill myself too. just from the very little i know from computer stuff, imagine doing an entire semester

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    8 months ago

    I dunno, I usually open a textbook by turning over the front cover 🥁

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      8 months ago

      Why do we have a 🌫️ emoji instead of a cymbal? It would compliment the drum emoji so well.

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      8 months ago

      …and then we take the partial derivative of the log of this infinite sum wrt molar volume to find that–

      - Why?

      Why what?

      - helplessly gestures at the whiteboard

      Oh, yeah, it’s so the math works out later! Anyway, for small Θ, the derivative has a nice closed form that we can Tailor expand in f-

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        8 months ago

        Yeah lol, lots of physics and math was invented by multidisciplinary geniuses who saw equations that seemed to have no answer and said “oh yeah, this looks like a problem from biology that I’ve seen solved with this bit of fluid mechanics, and that problem can be solved with this complex trick from differential calculus. And you know, after we do that the whole system is starting to look like a circuit that uses properties from thermodynamics…”

        Then your teacher and the textbook throws it on a white board and says “some smart dude figured out this was the way to solve this problem. It looks like this and it boils down to this equation. Don’t ask questions.”

  • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 months ago

    There’s a mechanics textbook called “there once was a classical theory” and it opens with:

    There once was a classical theory Of which quantum disciples were leery. They said, “Why spend so long On a theory that’s wrong?” Well, it works for your everyday query!