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minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·11 months agodid you not read the context? He said to enter heaven rich people must sell their riches. Its obvious he’s saying you can’t be rich and faithful.
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoOkay but what if I’m, like, really good at exploiting child prison labor? I can get to heaven then, right? Maybe if I have my child slave prisoners build me a big enough monument?
minus-squareSpendrill@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·11 months agoChild prison labour? You mean you’re providing shelter for orphans and creating jobs for them too? You’re practically a saint according to supply-side Jesus.
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·11 months agoHeil (supply side) Jesus!
did you not read the context? He said to enter heaven rich people must sell their riches. Its obvious he’s saying you can’t be rich and faithful.
Okay but what if I’m, like, really good at exploiting child prison labor?
I can get to heaven then, right? Maybe if I have my child slave prisoners build me a big enough monument?
Child prison labour? You mean you’re providing shelter for orphans and creating jobs for them too? You’re practically a saint according to supply-side Jesus.
Heil (supply side) Jesus!