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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I’ll play my smallest violin.

    Burning man was a cool concept 15years ago. Now its a trustifarian party for jetsetters in private jets to have ketamine fueled orgies. I could give a shit about burning man or any burners at this point.

    • Lung@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Yeah man I agree ketamine makes for boring orgies. Idk why these people insist on it. I’ll be like “okay let’s start washing off all the layers of sunscreen and dust” and the middle aged tech HR with two kids will be like “hold on I have to load my special ketamine bullet (that I purchased in Goa) with my veterinary K that I got from mexico” before doing half a line of coke to balance it out. Calvin Klein they call it

      “No worries if I k-hole” she said with a wink before passing the fuck out. Then the main orgy coordinator couldn’t get hard so he makes his wife wear a strap on. Eventually 18 different cops show up because one guy was smoking pot in the back of the circus tent

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        1 year ago

        I can’t imagine the hell of trying to stay high on both k and coke if I was snorting. Fucking hell. Also, if I’m shooting k it’ll be for the express purpose of k-holing.

    • Blastasaurus@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Yeh I’ve said in other threads I went 25 years ago and 8 years ago. Big difference. Burners are lame IMO. I avoid them and they seem to want to latch on more…

  • Anissem@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    They’re also telling attendees to pee in the mud so the toilets don’t overflow since they can’t be emptied… may want to avoid the mud for a bit

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        1 year ago

        everything is flooded - the pits are flooded - the only things not flooded are the portashitters. and they’re overflowing because the shit-sucking-transport can’t get to them due to all the flooding.

    • Ech@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      Literally my first thought was wondering how much of that is excrement, considering their toilet situation.

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        2 years ago

        On one of the news casts I watched. No one can drive in and out right now and that includes the trucks that empty the bathrooms which are quickly filling up

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    1 year ago

    So many people just got viciously sick in that recent “Tough Mudder” event, turns out there’s a ton of nasties living in the mud that want to make their home in and on you.

    So that’s gonna be a permanent no from me, dawg.

  • Meowoem@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Everyone’s got so much hate it’s weird, they’re probably mostly having a great time, helping each other out, making new friends and all that stuff.

    I know it’s not everyones cup of tea but that’s the great thing about life we all like different things, if we didn’t the one thing everyone likes would be super crowded.

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    2 years ago

    Maybe they should practice some self-reliance in a harsh, unforgiving environment, you know, the original intent of this whole thing.