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- Extract the soul
- Clean skeleton
- Gently burn the skeleton
- Put skeleton in a vacuum
- Reinsert sul
Boom, living skeleton
Only at step 3 do we become Saddam Hussein.
Bleaching the Skeleton Living Inside You For Dummies ™
As a mortician, I’m highly confused what the hand-embalming syringes are doing … is this supposed to be a pro-embalming poster? Get embalmed and look pristine forever?
The evolution of Skeletor
Little Billy’s sleepover didn’t really go as planned.
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