My god, he’s beautiful.
Peak masculine beauty
To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.
I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…
I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.
I mean… those glasses on his face look awfully modern too…
Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!
It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.
the irony is he wasn’t particularly short. slighty above average.
I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?
Et tu, rum ham?
Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I’m giving this guy a handjob under the table.
Brutus: She’s mashing it.
Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?
