Carcinisation strikes again.
Reject humanity. Return to crab
Move forward to crab
C R A B
C R A B
Nonono, sideways
Overall sand repellent crotch.
Nose flaps.
Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.
It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Also crab legs so you can scuttle.
Scuttle scuttle scuttle
Crispr, I am just saying… (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)
With Crispr, you can squeeze your anus really tight as well to repel that sand!
Sounds like the perfect beach-adapted body to me! :-P Especially if it comes with gills to replace a scuba suit?
Hmm, am I attracted to crabs?
Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.
Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.
You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.
