Everyone knows Thatcher was a slut for the sprinkler.
The lady might not have been for turning, but she sure was for showering. Goldenly.
Who’s the middle?
Brian Mulroney
Ah Canada okay.
Gusssing he was a neoliberal like the other two?
We had that in Australia with Bob Hawke.
Wait, has orange man been bad this entire time?
But you see, the problem with pissing on Maggie Thatcher’s face is eventually you run out of piss.
So they did a test with fake flies to see if guys aimed for them, and turns out they did (which reduced mess).
I hate the flies, it’s so fucking gross to piss on a drawing of a fly. Why not put something harmless like a target or even a dot captioned PISS HERE?
Who did you put on the ceiling?
Mussolini
That’s the chandelier
Did you say Chandelier?
So much back splatter tho, you know I’m unabashedly aiming for the face and walking around with we pants and a smile!
