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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • GluWu@lemm.ee
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    I can sleep in anything and anywhere. The secret is alcohol.

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      Well, sometimes it’s no alcohol. When you don’t have and can’t afford any so you just sleep to get time to pass by.

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    Im not weird I’m just drunk.

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    You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      If I’m naked, I have the advantage.

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      You can wear things besides jeans to cover thine lower areas

      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        Yeah, like jorts, or denim patterned sweats

        • kautau@lemmy.world
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          Jweat pants 👌

          • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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            That’s the one!

        • poppy@lemm.ee
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          Don’t forget jeggings and jean skirts 😌

  • Zess@lemmy.world
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    My roommate used to give me shit for falling asleep in jeans after we got stoned. Like bro how uncomfortable are your jeans because I don’t even notice mine.

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      I hate the feeling of sleeping in jeans. Jeans are useful, but I’ve never called them comfortable.

      I wish I had your superpower to not notice them on.

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    It’s like you’ve never owned a stretch jeans in your life, that shit is more comfortable than literally anything else I ever wore on my lower half.

    • CampRefugeeCounselor@reddthat.com
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      As a man, I’ve just discovered the joy of stretch denim in the last couple of years. Given up Levis for Luckys

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        Doesn’t Levis have stretch denim though?

  • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world
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    In bed in jeans right now. Belt too.

    • gl4d10@lemmy.world
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      put your boots on, don’t want to catch a cold

    • Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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      Not the belt as well

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    Me, who’s drunk and fully clothed, with shoes

    • Patches@sh.itjust.works
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      Drunk

      Fully Clothed

      Is it truly sleep if you wake up more tired than when you went to bed?

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    I really hate the thought of wearing clothes to bed that have been worn outside of my house - it feels like they’re too “contaminated” for my bed. Also I couldn’t sleep in jeans because the undercarriage needs to breathe!

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    deleted by creator

  • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world
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    People who sleep with their socks on are even worse. Wake up with sweaty ass feet, nasty.

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      People who have sweaty ass feet are nasty.

      My socks keep my feet warm because they ain’t sweat in my life.

      Which now that I think about it, seems really odd

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    Bonus points if you also sleep with a bigass metal belt clip

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    Well then I must be a monster because I will sleep in whatever clothes I happen to have on. Doesn’t matter if it’s jeans, dress pants, or anything else.

  • JackLSauce@lemmy.world
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    Is this uncommon?

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    Jeans are comfy to sleep in. Some big, thick fabric that drapes over my legs. Pick up a pair of Secret Denim jeans by Oni Jeans and you’ll never want to take them off

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      Jeans and a Jean jacket? Don’t even need a sleeping bag at that point!

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    I’d fall asleep in a 3 piece suit if I’m stoned enough.

    Clothes is clothes.

    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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      Well yea, suits are typically pretty smooth and comfortable, particularly the pants. Jeans are far worse.

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        Not all jeans suck.

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