No spaces after full stops and random Capitalisation… Fuck I want to like this but I’m angry
They’re Scottish, and their language is challenged as it is. Be kind.
Pffft, if you can write in Scots then basic English punctuation is a no-brainer.
I literally lived in Scotland lmao. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxAdpQ5-pXA
Is that English?
When I first moved there I had trouble communicating with the person at the hotel, and even now I am not convinced.
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Scots is English with better words.
I can’t forgive the lack of spaces after the full stops, but grandpa is clearly the Lord himself, therefore “He” is the correct capitalisation!
It’s twitter, maybe it’s back when there was a 140 character limit, which spaces use up, so removing those spaces can save character limit, so you can finish what you want to say.
There’s one space. It’s not even consistent
The only words capitalized are Scotland and he. Most of the time “He” is the first word of a sentence anyway but in some languages all personal pronouns are capitalized and that’s a common mistake in english.
Fuck the lack of spaces after full stops though.
You should join the grammar nazi brotherhood. Being annoyed at petty little things like this is what they do best.
I don’t think I’ve got the figure for Hugo Boss
This is the most adorable Scotch on the Rocks
He wants to go viral. I’m sure he said exactly that
He might have. I know a couple TikTok grandmas that come on my store showing me shit all the time, “look at this guy, angryseal. He’s gonna go viral!”. It’s how I heard of calvingrindz who is fucking spectacular and on YouTube thank fuck.
Edit:
It’s more likely he said, “I want a’body to see this ya wee bampot.”
Don’t hate me. I googled Scottish slang.
THIS is the fucking reason i love the internet.
Very cool. Although he missed the Shetland islands which coincidentally are the most geologically unique part of Scotland.
Probably hasn’t had the opportunity to get out there yet.
Ahh don’t bother, they’re shetty.
Is that the granpda? Is him actually 85? Jeez, he looks at least 30 yeras younger.
geologically correct as in “from the area it represents” or as in “typical of the area that it represents?”
I’ve heard the Outer Hebrides islands in Scotland have the oldest rocks in the world. Will you ask him if that’s true?
Okay, I asked him. He said your granpappy’s stones are older.
Do you have reason to believe that fossilesque and Harry Jefferies are the same person? If they are not, it is unlikely that Harry will see your question.
A miniaturized version of the whole country on the wall using rocks.
This is amazing. If anyone knows this Grandpa, tell them they did a great job
