alt-text: Woman ordering food (photo): “I would like to buy a hamburger for the same price that it was 2 hours ago.”

Cashier (sketched): “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

  • Demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    Steps to creating your own “Bullish Burger” Stock Market

    1. Bulk order just before peak,
    2. Resell those orders as demand rises.
    3. Profit