• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Us men can be VERY dense. I got invited to a FFFM foursome and didn’t figure it out until the next day. I am bi and a woman told me that she wanted to know what anal felt like so I proceeded to explain before she finally told me that what she meant was that she wanted mento fuck her ass. My now wife pinned me against a wall, shoved her hand down my pants and, with my dick in her hand told me, “You can’t take a hint. I like you!” (Don’t do this. It’s literally sexual assault). The list of obliviousness is much longer.

    We just don’t get subtle.

  • Batbro@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    I got over the friend zone phase by literally ignoring every sign until a girl said “I like you”

    It was great and I had plenty of friends

  • Katana314@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Someday it’d be a fun twist to have a guy quietly say back “So…I’m not dense. I just don’t feel the same way. Sorry.”