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about Operation Death From Above? nah, that’s just some crazy conspiracy talk
If you don’t own two cats, then yes
As long as the earth isn’t flat, nop. 😹
Whew! That’s a relief. Although the top of my fridge IS flat, soooo…
Unfortunately your time of death has already been decided and the order signed.
I wouldn’t worry about it.
Hmmm they’d really like more space up there, so probably. And also you should be concerned about the subject - verb agreement in your sticker.
“Were” is subjunctive in that sentence, not plural.
Exactly. As in “if I were you”.
only near the fridge
I used to keep my patio door open at my third floor apartment years ago while i was at work. Came home one day and one of my cats were missing. I flipped out drove around my apartment calling her name yelling at the top of my lungs getting stared at the whole time. Completely freaking out, as im getting a drink from my fridge i see her just laying down looking at me from atop it like im crazy.
My cat doesn’t climb things, she likes being close to the floor. And when she does jump up on tables or counters she’s very careful not to knock anything over.