I don’t want a dark and twisted batman that watches Catwoman change through her window.
I want a bat credit card and ice puns.
The whole plot is that robin is scared of getting bracers. The joker taunts him with those fake chittering walking teeth.
I’ll do you one better, no more fucking super hero movies!
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Read my post history, its not all sunshine and rainbows, I’m afraid.
Robin needs braces
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Batman Returns got the balance absolutely right between treating the situation seriously while also keeping some of the more campy and cartoon elements.
Agreed, I’m so sick of grounded batman shit, its so fucking boring.
“No more realistic super heroes,” he says! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
To
steal fromparaphrase George Carlin, “no more jumbo shrimp! No more hot-water heaters!”I sympathize with this sentiment, but Batman is always used as an example and I don’t understand why. The darker movies are much closer in style to the comics (I’m thinking Year One, Long Halloween, etc.). Is there something I’m missing or are people just frustrated because they have nostalgia for the campy 20th century film adaptations?
I blame Alan more
You want a live action Brave and the Bold.
I want them so silly… Cartoonishly silly. I want Tom & Jerry level of silliness