I find myself compelled to cast my thoughts into the void of the internet, hoping to hear some echoes back in the form of scathing remarks that capture the absolute vapidity of this horrendous shitshow, this lamentable waste of time, manpower and bandwidth.
Just “wow”, I’m at a loss of words for how bad this movie is. I’ve watched some bad movies, and almost always at least enjoyed a scene, a one liner, a concept, but maaaaaan, it’s so bad you can’t even laugh.
Please, someone, just tear this “film” a new one so that I feel I’m not alone in my sheer hatred of this incohesive collection of not even cutting room floor worthy scenes.
Great visuals. Better plots are written on bathroom stalls.
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Oh don’t get me wrong I went into the movie fully aware of that, but still, it was so much worse than I expected!
I think he did a great job… Shifting the overton window on film so much that Sucker Punch is now only seen as “not great”.
JRPGs have deeper characters than this movie
Pornos have deeper characters than this movie
What’s the difference
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Hahahh, exactly the kind of response I was looking for!
The premise, trailer, hype all seemed pretty cool. And it’s Snyder so we know it’s going to suck. So somehow we watch the whole thing to the end, forgiving the sucky stuff because we knew it was coming. What kind of brain hack is this?
People forget that, yeah, Snyder made 300, but he also made Sucker Punch.
And what was his last good movie?
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Weirdly? The Justice League Snyder Cut. 72% on Rotten Tomatoes.
And I have a hard time believing this is actually good, rather than just release hype.
72% on Rotten Tomatoes, I watched it, it was decent.
Ohhh, I hated Sucker Punch back then
I still do, but I used to too. ;)
it’s no longer a mystery why Disney turned down Snyder’s pitch for a Star Wars movie, if that ever even happened and wasn’t just a story fabricated to drum up hype.
This movie honestly started as a Star Wars script. And if made in that universe, it would have made the sequel trilogy look good in comparison. Now it’s like Netflix ordered a new Star Wars movie from Wish.com.
I turned it off after she gave the dude “fuck-me” eyes at the barn dance three minutes in.
I think there are two YouTube vids that are worthwhile:
Critical Drinker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDHgA5e2du8
Pitch Meeting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzczijDtnFY
I must admit, I saw the videos before watching the movie. Based on the content of the videos, decided I could skip watching the movie. I imagine PipedBot will be along shortly with the other links.
As always, that Pitch Meeting hits every major point perfectly. I fell asleep trying to get through this movie twice.
