Welp. Off to Lowe’s I go.
I shoulda used the poop knife
That’s the old way, now it’s an immersion blender.
I heard it was a special attachment for the Hitachi massage wand
That’s more of a pre-treatment, it doesn’t go in the toilet. Very important not to confuse the ends.
While you’re at Lowe’s be sure to pick up a pint of plunger oil, which will help keep the plunger lubricated and prevent the plastic from degrading like this. It’s not expensive and it’s not hard to use. All you have to do is lick the plunger clean after each use, allow it to air dry, then apply a small dab of the oil, and rub that in with a soft natural fiber cloth. A plunger can last you a life time with proper care.
What is a plunger, if not a post for shit? 🪠🤔
Now that’s some violent shit
OP I think this means you’re full of shit. 🤗
Was full of shit. Past tense.
Then your toilet is full of shit
Susie Meyerson is very disappointed in you
Fans often ask celebrities to autograph weird things. Even so Alex Borstein was pretty startled when someone approached her at a recent event brandishing a plunger. “I was like, ‘That doesn’t look new, and I’m not going to sign that!’” Borstein told me with a raspy laugh, sounding a lot like her Marvelous Mrs. Maisel character, Susie Myerson.
Just leave the clog.
Not enough blinker fluid.
bruh y u shidding so big?
All those beans and stroganoff finally paid off. You could probably sell you shit to the US military as a decent alternative for depleted uranium.
I LOVE strokin’ off!
