How’s the Chinese election looking? Who are the major candidates and who is in the lead?
Oh, they stopped when they got to their best leader. Why keep trying when the best is clear?
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Only one bowl of poison per china.
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Who were the candidates again? Was it a close election? I wasn’t following so I’m not sure which candidates won the primaries for their parties.
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You know the joke is that they’re not a democracy, right?
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The joke isn’t the primaries, dude. The joke is that they’re complaining about the US candidates being two bad choices, when they have no choices.
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China would rather have Trump because I doubt he would defend Taiwan. He just wants to end trade with China, while simultaneously praising Xi as brilliant. Biden also wouldn’t pose for a dumbass photo-op with Kim Jong-un. China very clearly has a favorite because they know Trump would maximize domestic turmoil
Hmm, I just can’t tell the difference between this normal US President and this psychotic shrieking banshee. I guess they’re just bowls of poison. Oh well.
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The orange wiggler actively started a trade war against China, encourages asian hate among his deplorables, and wants to do everything to hurt China.
Biden is willing to work with China, and Obama was pro-China.
They can’t figure it out? Really?
The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris
But in this scenario does China want America to eat the shit platter and broken glass?
So wise 🙏😩