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This is the notion of Heidegger’s “thrownness”, which I love as a philosophy concept for how straightforward it is. We all have this feeling that we were “thrown into” the world without choice and have to make the best of the situation we’re born into.
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This is why I unironically support free and easy access to assisted suicide for everyone. There would need to be a months-long vetting procedure with professionals, but part of freedom is being able to opt out
You get to be a duck if you commit suicide?
As my mum always said, you don’t know if you don’t try it
Ima go with cat
I do not agree with your sentiment, but I will fight to defend your right to jump in the creek and eat duck weed all day.
Will you fight me for bread?
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!
-Mitch Hedburg
They’re terrible for us, don’t give us bread.
Can ducks eat burritos? It would be a shame if they can’t eat burritos.
Anything is better as the disgusting excuse for bread that subway serves.
THAT IS NOT BREAD. should be illegal in Europe…
I too want to be a drunk. I think it’s something I can accomplish.
Duck sir I said duck
Oh. Right. Well that’s more difficult. Maybe I’ll stay with drunk.
Time to invest in the quacksuit!
Pretty much sums up why Hinduism was created. As a bonus, while waiting to become a duck you can pick a cool God-buddy that is half animal.
when one feels like a duck, one is happy…
QUACK QUACK!
And when two feel like ducks, two are happy together ❤️
You don’t wanna be a duck.
Self awareness is human, you were well into you humanning when you wanted to be a duck.
Fighting words there
I just wanna new duck.
Trust me, you don’t wanna be a duck.
Its ok i’m a man and a fan of screwdrivers (i already know this is a terrible joke, forgive me)
I remind you on the duck thing around Christmas
Not a turkey man, a duck, quack quack mutherfucker
