He’s dead, so stop looking. He’s not in a Russian basement with electrodes on his balls or anything, he’s dead!
-Russian government
You want a some DNA? I can get you a some DNA, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
The FSB might get it wrong again and deliver s signed NDA and The Sims expansion DLC.
with electrodes on his balls
That sounds kind of hot tho
“Russia says”
When the news came, he was killed by Putin. Now, he couldn’t be dead, but being tortured in some hell governed by Putin. Quite the propaganda around here.
Ah, but what’s their story as to why the plane crashed?
Plane falls out of sky, find DNA, assume person is dead? You just got fooled by the oldest trick in the book. i.e., The reason Bane does a quick blood transfusion at the start of Dark Knight Rises.
From the government who was falsifying drug test at the Olympics using their secret service. Right…
It was an accident. He fell out through a window in the plane
Could have just done launched a missile inventory audit.
