I like when stories have a happy ending

I’m proud of you.

Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped

Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn’t alone in my poopy predicament!

Needless to say, we’ve been awaiting this update 🫡

Huzzah!

Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine

Hydrate and bidet.

The update we needed

I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊

first poop in 2024

i want you to know, i specifically looked for your update post. so glad you have found resolution.

Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!

Literally shitpost

Mazel tov!

I’m pooping right now

Lord have mercy