When I was a kid my parents took me to a pool where the bottom was a huge mosaic of a killer whale. Fuck no. I think that pool gave birth to my hate of water.
That would’ve terrified me
What the actual heck, I have the exact same childhood NOPE memory of a pool with an orca mosaic. You’re the first one to validate that, none of my family remembers! I think I might have almost drowned in there too.
The shark looks like it needs it’s snoot booped :3
It’s fine, the chlorine will take him out 😉
Or just make him angry
I will take it over 40 screaming kids.
what’s their name?
Blåhaj only attacks transphobes, so it shouldn’t be a problem
I’m always more worried there is a frothy floating child turd right behind me. Maybe my imagination is crippled.
no glass or greased watermelons in the water
Couldn’t be any public pool I’ve gone to
… Greased watermelons? Do I want to know?
You never played greased watermelon as a kid in the public pool? You grease up a water Melon and throw it in the water and all the kids go crazy trying to grab it but it just keeps slipping away. Some of my fondest childhood moments were spent playing greased watermelon
Is this real?
They’re quoting always sunny in Philadelphia but yeah its a real thing
Ah okay, it’s on my watchlist.
Greased watermelon games or Always Sunny?
Por que no los dos?
I tried, but they wouldn’t let us into the nice pool, despite how hot a day it was, because they thought we were trash. We tried to make our own pool from an abandoned one, but instead we got trapped inside it
I remember the watermelons growing up, but never any glass fortunately.
It was the bullies you had to worry about tbh
I still have this thought as a grown person
Glass Shark! Glass Shark! Glass Shark he love da fat kid.
That’s not quite Blahaj, but Blahaj doesn’t seem scary
