• Sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works
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      This is so me and my wife. After waking up she needs at least a coffee and a cigarette. Before that you just can’t (and don’t want to) talk to her.

      I on the other hand am online mere minutes after waking up which is good for our kids but bad for any attempt of starting the day peacefully with my wife… 😬

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      I am neither of these, and yet being passionate about a certain topic will make me be this person

      Just don’t mention any of my interests at breakfast, and you’re good

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    2 years ago

    “I asked you a question, why aren’t you listening at me?”
    B*tch you don’t even exist before I had breakfast and took a shit.

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    Sorry. I’m that talker. And I’ll do it the moment I wake up, too.

    I don’t know how I can do it, and it fascinates me.

  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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    This is some great content - technically not memes but at least it’s not degenerates screen grabbing and posting the same dumbfuck image