• jaamesbaxterr@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hmm… Have you tried motivating them with that stuff that motivates the shareholders? I think it’s called… Money?

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      1 year ago

      “Sorry, we’ve reserved all that stuff for our shareholders and executives. The best we can do is a pizza party. You want more? Fine. We’ll generously toss in some store bought cupcakes. Now get back to work! Our executives and shareholders want more money!”