Why is it that everything on this platform is about Linux, Star Trek and beans?
Is there more to life?
Watching Barbie, now available on Blu-Ray, of course!
Hey, the Golden Globes is in January and the Oscars are in March, and I really, really want to be a winner instead of a nominee this year, can you blame me?
When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.
Just to fuck with everybody.
But… Lemmy is still too small right now, and the longer I wait, the funnier it gets, right?
For peak comedy, take the photo but don’t post it here
Endless bean content
We sometimes talk about not pooping…
Well, have I got a solution for you. Have you ever heard of beans?
That guy, Mizu, deleted his account…
Thank you Margot you bring a light to this beanchamber
It’s bean pretty fun. 🫘
Free market doing its job, baby!
Wait, are you saying other things exist?
Lies
Beans (Japanese sweets)
As a Latino, the first time trying sweet beans in a pastry was so alarming. I still don’t like them, it’s so weird. Now sweet, fried plantains with a side of refried beans and avocado? Yes please!
What? Red bean paste filling is one of the most delicious mochi fillings! Don´t be a bean Nazi.
It’s all about the way you were raised. I’m just not used to adding sweet directly into the bean paste.
It’s like British beans and Mexican beans, both are beans but their taste and prep is like night and day
Are they real beans that taste sweet or sweats that look like beans?
Hmm, maybe somewhere in between?
Frijoles>beans
Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.
looks at a label with a big picture of beans on it
No, no this can’t be it!
People shit on British food and come over here and make out its the best thing ever.
I couldn’t convince my girlfriend to try my pie with veggies and fat chips all covered in gravy. Then she ate it and said “actually that’s really nice”.
Like of course its a pie covered in gravy!
Always cracks me up when Americans diss British food. Many have no idea how many American staple foods originate from Britain, especially in the Midwest.
I think it’s more of a meme than real at this point. Most of the time when I see “British food”, I think it looks pretty good, even if it’s not flashy.
And traditional dishes like corned beef and cabbage. I love me some corned beef with lots of mustard. And cabbage, you can eat it by the head and it has so few calories plus it has lots of vit c and fiber. It is excellent diet food.
I mean, it’s the best thing available
There is great english food. It’s just that your average brit ain’t making it either. Ive been to Bournemouth on a school language program several times and we had amazing Yorkshire Pudding and more good stuff once. But we also had Microwaved raw Broccoli with soggy disgusting Pizza another time.
Also: You guys have an unhealthy obsession with vinegar.
Vinegar is better than salt or fat.
Vinegar is fucking awesome. Can’t have chips without it. Its just wrong.
Right, because Fish&Chips doesnt contain any of that Salt and fat.^/s
Truth be told, every nation has their food quirks. It’s just that from my german pov all your vinegar chips are disgusting. Chips and Crisps need Salt amd probably also paprika to be perfect. But that’s decidedly german.
I can taste how much butter you put in the dough
No, that’s French cooking ;)
Go look at any chef making food.
He’s an American chef making carrots.
Beans (Jelly)
Served raw with milk steak boiled over hard
I suppose I’ll be taking my milk steak to go then?
Beans (every flavour)
Off topic, but yesterday I tried a tamale for the first time. Apparently they’re a common Christmas food in Mexico, so my boss brought some to our party. The first bite or two were strange (as a very picky US-American), but then it was really good! 10/10 would recommend and all that
this comment actually made me upset I’ve realized we’re halfway through December and I haven’t had tamales yet
I just had baked beans on toast with eggs today. Made them myself with onions, mushrooms, garlic, smoked paprika powder, a pinch of nutmeg and cinnamon and a shot of maple syrup. It tasted great and I am not even English.
I would try this if I weren’t a) a bad cook and b) terrified
Baked beans are top tier, tasty and good for protein. Also good for farting.
Beans (The java + spring kind)
Same thing with rice.
Don’t knock baked beans.
I was just looking up recipes for them last night. Thinking of trying my hand at homemade.
Corn is the same. I prefer the pale non-sweet corn from Mexico much more.
Elote with the flaming Cheetos crumbles on top…
Bixby corn from Oklahoma. The only good thing from that jesustan hellscape.
Having lived in the UK and near the US southern border, they’re both great. Charro and frijoles are sublime, and Heinz baked beans are a superb side dish for potato or meat.
I still can’t enjoy sweet BBQ beans though, Bush’s just tastes like corn syrup with fiber blobs 🤮
I hate Bush’s baked beans. They taste… chalky. It’s Van Kamp or nothing in my household.
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