That’s what Quark sees when he tries to call Moogie. Quark won’t accept any advertising in his bar except for his bar.
It would be absolutely on brand for a ferengi to have a 30 second ad before each communique.
All Ferengi coms really should be an ad-encrusted nightmare: trailer before session, banners and popups during, ad breaks, and then a trailer at the end. Oh and a prompt, either manual or automated, to dismiss all ads for a subscription fee or an expensive one-time fee.
But with that recent paywall joke in LD, maybe that’s on the way?
Fire all forward phasers!
Screw that! Photon torpedoes, full spread! Target their warp core.
Not explodey enough. Jettison our warp core at them, fire torpedoes at it when it’s about to hit.
You found the Shaxs joke that eluded me!
If you go 1-Shaxs you miss all the wonderful jokes (like yours) in between
It’d be nice to block URLs of sites with intrusive popups and.adblock popups. I hit back as soon as it happens, so it’s not like I use them.anyway. removing them from search results and.sucj would save time.
RaspberryPicard
Mr. Worf, prepare photon torpedoes…