A rock in your shoe, when you remove it it appears in your other shoe 5 seconds after you start walking again
All your passwords expire once a day
All your passwords expire once a day
Calm down, Satan.
Every time you type your password it says it’s incorrect no matter how many variations you try, but when you go to change it and type in the new password it says your new password must not match your old password.
Pure Evil
No matter how much you wipe, there’s still poop.
It’s like wiping a marker
I’d fucking jump off a building
Bidets save the day once again!
Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp
Monster
Everyone always says damp socks are hell but my feet sweat so much that I don’t know the difference anymore
Smelli
Calm down, Satan
May your butt itch, and your arms be too short.
Hmmm, doesn’t work as they can just scratch it against something bear style.
But everytime you try to use something else to itch it, you get a splinter instead
Traffic signal always turns red when you approach it.
That one I think about if I got three wishes. First one would be always have green lights. More specifically I wish for unlimited luck that includes nothing impending my right of way. Just smooth traffic at all times.
If you can wish for anything why not wish for the ability to teleport? Or for there to actually be good public transit…
A candy bar that taste so amazing that it haunts your dreams, but you can never find it in a store ever again.
Continually inspired with amazing ideas. But the moment you try to write them down or describe to anyone else, they just fade away.
Like waking up after an amazing dream and trying to remember it long enough to tell anyone else.
A screeching metallic sound or bad smell that only goes away when they are actively looking for it
Sometimes I get an itch that feels like it’s under the skin and I can’t scratch it 😭
It’s the alien tracking implant. Sentient and itchy.
Your clothes will always have that slightly itchy feeling that makes you wanna move and twitch a little if you remove your clothes, it only gets stronger
