I was about 8. My brother and cousins in their late teens (almost certainly stoned) were hanging out with me while our parents enjoyed a few drinks. This was normal at the time. There was even indoor smoking then!
Anyway, I’m reading the D&D Monster Manual I got for Christmas and am telling them about dragons. I explain there are dragons that can shoot out clouds of poisonous gas and accidentally let a fart go that I’d been desperately holding in for a while at that point.
Still the biggest laugh I’ve ever got and it really was an accident.
We were not the kind of family where anyone let on go in public so it added to the hilarity.
Wow that is hilarious I’m going to have to use that one
I’m told that as a young child when I first started learning about “the birds and the bees,” I said something about how “isn’t it amazing how the sperm finds the egg right through the jeans?” (I confused “jeans” with “genes.”)
The first time I belched at dinner. It was just my parents and my sister. We hit one of those quiet pauses in the conversation and I let a tabling rattling belch go without thinking about it. My mom couldn’t stop giggling that night.
