Police say a dead longhorn cow was found on the lawn of an Oklahoma State University fraternity on Friday, the day before the school’s football team plays the University of Texas Longhorns in the Big 12 championship game.
Police were notified just after 6:30 a.m. of the dead animal on the lawn of FarmHouse fraternity, according to Stillwater police Officer TJ Low.
The carcass had an expletive carved into its side and the stomach was cut open, according to the campus newspaper, The O’Colly.
“It’s a very cruel crime to be committed, especially right before the Big 12 Championship,” Low told The Oklahoman. “Nothing is worth doing that kind of crap.”
Fuck me. Last year I was at OSU, we partied in the streets whether the Cowboys won or lost. That year we were singing, “Oh Ten and One! (to the tune of Oh Tenenbaum)” in the Eskimo Joes kitchen.
(The Cowboys were 0-10-1, if that wasn’t clear.)