record scratch
You’re probably wondering how I got here.
Fuck. Just spit coffee out in bed
Onto your coworkers face
Nothing wrong with employing family in this economy.
This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black’s “if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”
It doesn’t make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn’t have the context to know if that’s the right explanation, so while you’re driving to work and going about your day it’s still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.
4H doesn’t really make sense if you’re from an area where it’s a big thing, but I’ve known a fair number of people who only went to school because of their 4H livestock. Got a buddy who’s a doctor debt free because of a steer.
Baba O’Riley plays
As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.
foolproof? There aren’t even any latches on this cover! Who wrote these requirements?!
Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I’m sick, and I might die from laughing.
“Politician interact with voters after election”
Cat-Ass-Trophy (say it fast)
lemmyshitpost? More like lemmypisspost
This one is acceptable for cross posting actually
Looks like a Renaissance statue.
A fountain in Rome
It speaks for itself, honestly.
Is he taking the piss??
I believe he’s spreading it
COMPETITIVE PISSING
CHALLENGE PISSING
If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.
Weeeeeeeeeee!
Cool trickshot
You can title “cat” and it would be enough.Allthough very funny and a firsr for me it’s also not surprising at all.
All hail the cat fountain
