Omg nostalgia overload
At least he went to heaven and achieved freedom from shitting his pants!
Anybody who hasn’t shit their pants between their teens and their thirties is lying about it
I wish I could deny this, but no: I remember spirting a bit out on my parents’ carpet in my late 20s one time when I came down with a sudden case of norovirus.
Another fun fact to go with that is that upon realising that I couldn’t go much more than 5 minutes without peeing pure brown liquid out my ass, I did end up just laying in the bath tub for a few hours and let it trickle out whenever it wanted to.
I just curled up in the fetal position and accepted that this was my life. I’d put the shower on to rinse myself down every now and again.
I once clocked into work, and promptly shit my pants because I trusted a fart.
I immediately called my manager and just said “hey I just shit my pants, I’m going to go home and clean up”
She was so flabbergasted with my direct honesty, it was beautiful. Own it, people! We’ve all done it and the only embarrassing part comes from within!
When I shat my pants at work, I just told my boss that I needed to leave and he said “OK.” You don’t even have to think about the shit in your pants with mutual trust and respect.
Fair, and that would probably work just fine at my current job, but I was working at a gas station and 19 years old. Very seldom would a gas station manager let an employee leave without feeling very entitled to an explanation.
Of course; I just wanted to share my personal situation and pants-shitting scenario.
I feel sorry for the people who have sneezed when they had diarrhea
There’s a widely spread, rumour that the last Australian Prime Minister - Scott the liar from the Shire Morrison shat himself in an Engadine McDonald’s in 1997 after his team, the Cronulla Sharks lost the finals. The rumours were persistent enough that he had to deny the rumours ~20 years later on one of the most popular radio show in the country.
Considering how much time he spends with a gormless shit-eating grin plastered all over his dumb mug, some of that shit was bound to overflow at one point or another.
Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?
Practice makes perfect.
Man, I last shit my pants like… two weeks ago.
And there’s very good odds I’ll shit my pants again before the new year.
Technically everyone has shit their pants if you think about it
