“Is the patio open?”

I did this when WoW BC launched. We had a pre order, took the day off, and it snowed. Still got to the game stop. Felt bad for the guy opening, and we werent alone.

It doesn’t make sense just to live for fun.

Worst snowstorm I had ever seen (and I lived in a place where getting over a foot of snow overnight was nothing unusual), worked in a casino, 90+ years old lady that looks like she last ate 20 years ago arrives in her car and tells us “Wow, the roads are very dangerous, if I had known I would have stayed home!” Fucking hell! I told her “You realise you could have just turned around and go back home instead of driving half an hour, right?” She just didn’t know what to answer to that…

Oh I’m coming alright ;)

I didn’t think there was anyone left there… They’ve all migrated to Florida until Easter.

“I feel seen and appreciated” – The hotwifing couple’s bull

EDIT: Well…that joke did not land. Oh well. I promise to continue undeterred as the true mission is to maintain high levels of Lemmy engagement. I am sorry to say that the occasional cringe inducing bad joke is the price y’all have to pay for the health and growth of the fediverse.