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Was part of an oceanography class who had just arrived at a local mall. We were returning from a field trip where we were studying river currents. This is done, in part, by a super concentrated dye that starts out black but eventually thins out to either hot pink or a weird high visibility yellowish green. Some of the students might have kept some of those packs. Some might have even emptied them into the mall fountain. Funny thing, large amounts of hot pink dye, in a closed loop recirculating fountain, never really gets pink, but more of a… blood red.
In our defense, we didn’t know the fountain was a closed loop. Thankfully nobody saw us, and it was written up as a “Halloween prank,” in the local paper despite it being early December.
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The ‘virgin’ Mary and I had an affair and a simple lie turned into a ~2000 year cult.
Poor Joseph, forever known as histories largest cuck.
I always pictured him as regular human-sized, maybe a little on the short side.
You should have seen his girth. The girthiest. Attempts at penetration could never get beyond intercrural.
There was one time I was actually too humble.
Pride is a mortal sin my child, do not stray into fake-humility lest you join the cool kids club after you die
Excuse me sir, my humility wasn’t fake it was bountiful. I was so humble that the sun blushed because it couldn’t come down to my level.
The solar flares that caused wrecked havoc on computers world wide.
Do it again. Collapsing society is the least arrogant thing a man can do because it prevents him being remembered
I once took an acquaintance’s, that I no longer have any contact with, math final in college. She had been out of school for 6 weeks taking care of sick relatives, but she was late on submitting paperwork for an incomplete.
My payment? A 3 Musketeers. Worth it.
You’re a good friend. More people should normalize cheating in math. It’s bullshit they didn’t let us use the tools we would have irl.
I rigged my senior finals and currently take long distance lessons on the basis that I finished HS fairly.
