[an industrial machine labeled ORPHAN LAUNCHER 3000 is in the process of launching an orphan in the air]
[green, distraught] Launching orphans into the sun seems morally wrong
[orange capitalist, annoyed] See! Cancel culture is trying to take everything from us
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