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minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 day agoWho sees a pile of cheese wheels and thinks they’re in a restaurant? It’s clearly a cheese shop.
minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-223 hours agoC: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance. O: No. C: Lipta? O: No. C: Lancashire? O: No. C: White Stilton? O: No. C: Danish Brew? O: No. C: Double Goucester? O: (pause) No. C: Cheshire? O: No. C: Dorset Bluveny? O: No.
minus-squareEnsignWashout@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·20 hours agoC: Cheddar? O: No. We don’t get much call for it. C: But it’s the single most popular cheese in the world! O: Not around here, sir.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 day agoSplit the difference, it’s a cheese-taurant. You can have cheese, cheese, cheese, spam, or cheese. And they’re out of spam.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 hours agoYou mean you want cheese, cheese, cheese, Spam and cheese without the Spam?
minus-squareMachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·19 hours agoNot because we don’t have Spam, but because we can’t find it under all of the cheese.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours agoSomewhere under that pile is a single can of spam, but its ring pull has broken off.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoWell, how about a little Red Leicester?
Who sees a pile of cheese wheels and thinks they’re in a restaurant? It’s clearly a cheese shop.
C: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.
O: No.
C: Lipta?
O: No.
C: Lancashire?
O: No.
C: White Stilton?
O: No.
C: Danish Brew?
O: No.
C: Double Goucester?
O: (pause) No.
C: Cheshire?
O: No.
C: Dorset Bluveny?
O: No.
C: Cheddar?
O: No. We don’t get much call for it.
C: But it’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
O: Not around here, sir.
Split the difference, it’s a cheese-taurant. You can have cheese, cheese, cheese, spam, or cheese. And they’re out of spam.
You mean you want cheese, cheese, cheese, Spam and cheese without the Spam?
I don’t like spam!
Not because we don’t have Spam, but because we can’t find it under all of the cheese.
Somewhere under that pile is a single can of spam, but its ring pull has broken off.
Well, how about a little Red Leicester?