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minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·3 days agoSo you poison the bird, which poisons the fox, which poisons the bear, and you know the poison is diluted enough to be safe when it fails to kill the next biggest thing. Hopefully the next biggest thing is still too ill to kill and eat you.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoUnless it’s homeopathic poison.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoIf he does it enough times, he can rely on biomagnification.
So you poison the bird, which poisons the fox, which poisons the bear, and you know the poison is diluted enough to be safe when it fails to kill the next biggest thing. Hopefully the next biggest thing is still too ill to kill and eat you.
Unless it’s homeopathic poison.
Underrated joke
If he does it enough times, he can rely on biomagnification.