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minus-squaregarretble@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·1 year agoCall me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.
minus-squareSlwh47696@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·1 year agoDon’t worry, we’ve just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine
minus-squareFades@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIf we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·1 year agoWhat are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)
minus-squareFuredadmins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIt needs to come from a comet though otherwise it’s just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.
Call me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.
Don’t worry, we’ve just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine
If we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!
What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)
And then he gets mad :(
It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it’s just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.