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minus-squarepercent@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 days agoMust we connect everything to the cloud?
minus-squarepedz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 days agoOf course. My meat tenderizer connected to the internet has an accelerometer and sensors. For a small monthly subscription fee it tells me how hard I need to beat the meat, and for how long. All powered by AI for my convenience.
minus-squareInaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days agoLook, I’m not proud of this next comment but it jumped into my head after reading yours so I guess we can suffer together. If one’s penis was connected to the cloud, it would give a whole new meaning to the term “cloud seeding”
minus-squareArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoYou win a free internet today!
minus-squareJcbAzPx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoHow else are they going to charge a monthly fee for it?
Must we connect everything to the cloud?
Of course. My meat tenderizer connected to the internet has an accelerometer and sensors. For a small monthly subscription fee it tells me how hard I need to beat the meat, and for how long. All powered by AI for my convenience.
Look, I’m not proud of this next comment but it jumped into my head after reading yours so I guess we can suffer together.
If one’s penis was connected to the cloud, it would give a whole new meaning to the term “cloud seeding”
You win a free internet today!
How else are they going to charge a monthly fee for it?
No, but techbros must.